Today's
Birthday - Sphinx (11/5/09)
It's your birthday today. Happy birthday! You're coming off a big high from winning back-to-back "Greek Week" championships, but don't let that go to your head. Your float was a little lacking, and you failed to grasp the "crown." Keep your heads up, boys.
Aries - Kappa
(March 21-April 19)
Who doesn't like a good fling? Am I right? But hey, with lots of prospects on campus, some habits are best left on your old porch.
Taurus - Jonda
(April 20-May 20)
New house. New goals. New outlook. Now all you need is more than four people to compete in tug-of-war this year during "Greek Week." This is your year, fellas!
Gemini - TEM
(May 21-June 21)
Originality isn't your thing. See, during Halloween, people don't typically wear their everyday clothes. But hey, great minds do think alike.
Cancer - Alpha Sig
(June 22-July 22)
Numbers aren't everything, except to you. With some hard work and a little elbow grease, I have no doubt the future looks good for your return.
Leo - Tau Delta
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Tau Delta! Or should I say Tomodachi? Isn't that Japanese? And isn't your mascot the Siamese cat? Looks like someone has an Oriental fetish.
Virgo - Pi Sig
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
It's Christmas come early for you. In a "come back" tour to Greek life, you took home "Best Float." Keep it up and people may finally figure out where your house is.
Libra - Theta Nu
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
"Buck Wild?" Never a dull moment with you girls, I guess. Stay classy, Theta Nu. It hasn't let you down yet.
Scorpio - Zeta
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
The football team is doing well this year. So is Zeta, actually. You're both doing well. Coincidence? I think not. Try thinking outside the box this year. It's good for you.
Sagittarius - EKT
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Word on the street is you throw a good mixer. But try and mix it up once in awhile. Have a bad mixer and confuse everyone. It's what you do.
Capricorn - Club
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Hit the gym and "shape up" this week. Who else are we going to count on to fill the security report each week if you guys are gone? You keep our lives entertaining, Club.
Aquarius - Owls
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Flowers are for giving. Cars are for driving. And singing is for auditoriums. Not that it isn't nice, but you'll need it if you're going to take "Greek Week."
Pisces - Kings
(Feb. 19-March 20)
The Cleveland Browns are the worst team in the NFL. I'm not saying you're the Browns. I'm saying great groups go through rebuilding phases...thats all. t&c;
