1. Jersey shore – No, let's make this all trash TV, which includes anything on VH1, MTV, Oxygen, etc. I don't care if it's your guilty pleasure but I don't need to hear about who slapped whom and who slept with whom in last night's episode. Fix: keep it to yourself.
2. Drunk dialing – Look, I know that we'd all like to think we are all out having a grand ol' time but listen, I'm sleeping, I have things to do tomorrow. It's 2:30 and the bar you are at just closed. I use my phone for an alarm clock. Fix: don't call me after 11 p.m.
3. Leggings for pants – I don't care how comfortable they are or how thin you are, nobody wants to see every outline of you behind. It is unacceptable to walk around with leggings and a t-shirt. Fix: If you insist on wearing them at all, at least wear a sweater dress.
4. Smoking just outside doors – Meaning I half to walk through your disgusting exhaled smoke in order to leave the building. Fix: take two big bunny hops away from the door downwind.
5. Bragging about your smart phone – Not all of us have Angry Birds and access to our e-mail in the middle of nowhere. Some of us have crappy flip phones. Fix: stop rubbing it in.
6. Sit next to of in front of me in an empty movie theatre – Even one seat away from me is fine. If there is 80 other seats in the movie theatre why do you have to skeef my arm rest? If I have to, I'll move. Fix: Just don't do it.
7. Dress your pets – I don't care how "cute" he looks or how much he "loves" it. Your poor dog does not want to be dressed like a bumble bee for Halloween or wear a big puffy pink winter coat. He was born with fur for a reason, let him be. Fix: Go buy a doll.
8. Bad drivers – This is a catch-all for a lot of things including people who think their cars are better than everyone else's so they purposely park in three spaces. It makes me want to hit them even more. Fix: let someone else drive.
9. Bad grammar – Exspecially, axed, supposebly, I could care less. Fix: go take third grade English again.
10. Decorating your car for Christmas - Oh yeah, I'm talking about middle-aged women who deck their car with a red nose and antlers, and best of all, leaving it up until February. Fix: Decorate the inside of your house or car so the rest of us don't have to see it. t&c;
